so it was my brother’s thirteenth birthday today and he came home from school with this horror-struck expression on his face and came into my room and sort of just stood there
and i asked him “what’s wrong?”
and he said “MY GIRLFRIEND HUGGED ME AND SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
and i was like “well that’s good isn’t it?”
and then he came closer and just whispered, really quietly “no you don’t understand i said happy birthday BACK”
im still laughing oH FUCK
a list of emotions i feel frequently
- fall out boy
- 4 am
- lying face down on the floor
- no shirt
- Person 1: okay, you have a good day.
- Person 2: oh I will, thanks again.
- Person 1: you're welcome. Take care out there.
- Person 2: for sure. You have yourself a good one.
- Person 1: no worries. Bye bye now.
- Person 2: bye. Don't forget we love you.
- Person 1: I won't, I love you too.
- Person 2: see ya then.
- Person 1: yeah, see you later.
- Person 2: bye now.
- Person 1: bye